I’m hungry someone order me a pizza pls

did-you-kno:

Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC.  When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more.
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did-you-kno:

Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC.  When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more.

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sixpenceee:

If you are looking for the most heart-felt zombie short film, I recommend “Cargo”.

It’s about a man’s struggle to save his baby daughter in the middle of all this havoc. What he comes up with is both clever and upsetting. 

WATCH CARGO

ninjies:

oh yeah i did this last month and forgot to upload it HAHA

ninjies:

oh yeah i did this last month and forgot to upload it HAHA

Gonna punch anxiety in the throat. Gonna beat it up, like the nerd it is.

Gonna punch anxiety in the throat. Gonna beat it up, like the nerd it is.

Breathe in
I do not want anxiety today
Breathe out
Gonna get it anyway

blasphemoushippopotamus:

thesociopathicguy:

When 26-year-old Englishwoman Torz Reynolds learned her boyfriend of two years was cheating on her, she decided she needed to remove her tattoo.

With a scalpel.

And then send the skin to him.

Jesus fuck that is metal

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

rachillemeow:

damedonger:

I WAS JUST LINKED THIS AND I AM SCREAMING

THIS IS RIDICULOUS I LOVE IT

YagrumXDivayth is now canon

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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